What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 05:20
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
How good do you sing and how do you know this?
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Why am I so tired of the keto diet?
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Why do I sometimes hear full conversations when I am alone?
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Can you share some of your favorite jokes that are not well-known but always make people laugh?
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Any straight men had a gay experience in the past? What was it and how did you feel?
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Make Nazis afraid again!
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Do you think cheating is that bad?
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And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
I'm British and feel ashamed of the crimes of British colonialism. What should I do?
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.